SKILLED AND TALENTED WORKER (Magalia)

HELLO, I WAS RECENTLY LAID OFF AND AM DESPERATE FOR WORK.
I HAVE A FAMILY AND A MORTAGE THAT DEPEND ON ME TO PROVIDE.
WHAT EVER THE JOB MAY BE, I ASURE YOU IVE EITHER DONE IT, OR AM FULLY CAPABLE OF GETTING IT DONE.
I HAVE MY OWN TRANSPORTATION, I HAVE MY OWN TOOLS.
JUS NEED ANYONE TO CALL ME WITH A JOB OFFER, AND I WONT LET YOU DOWN.
IVE GOT 8 DAYS TILL MY POWER GETS SHUT OFF AND NEED HELP.
SO PLZ HELP!!